universal payment

When your buddy needs a solid so he offers beer as a form of compensation in exchange for labor.

Hey man, I need help working on my car, you in?
Sure, what's in it for me?

Universal Payment as always.

by 360blazeit March 24, 2024

phd from fumble university

When a guy or a girl gives you THE CLEAREST SIGNS that they are interested in you however you still mess it up.

Guy 1: "So bro this girl ive been talking to for a while asked me if she can come to my place for the night cause it's 'very late in the night' and she lives 'far away'. I said no cause I have to get home for my curfew and I called her an Uber."

Guy 2: "bro tomorrow's your graduation, you just earned a phd from fumble university."

by A Boeing 737 MAX 8 March 26, 2024