pizza mouth

Unquenchable thirst caused by eating large amounts of carbohydrates (usually pizza or pasta) further complicated by the inability to consume enough water to quench one's thirst due to already being full of said food.
I have such a bad case of pizza mouth; my stomach can't hold enough water to quench my thirst after eating an entire pizza.
by Infinitecypher July 08, 2018
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mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.
"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."
by mehbehreh January 18, 2016
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mustache mouth

a facial expression in which you make your mouth look kinda like a mustache.
"those girls are good at doing mustache mouth."
by mehbehreh January 18, 2016
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mouth shower

After giving oral sex to someone kinda unattractive finding yourself in the shower as close to the shower head as possible letting the water spray your mouth out.
Dude after i ate her pussy i had to take a five min. Mouth shower.
by bill.bill January 10, 2016
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Mouth shower

A mouth shower is when one woman or man, drinks tea which is so hot, that it burns their mouth to the point where it's bloody. Their mouth will now be steaming. After doing so, they blow the hot, bloody air on your tiny man stick.
Blood spurting all over your dong, to the point where it creates a mouth shower. (With blood)
WOMAN 1: "OWWWW MY MOUTH OHHH FUCK!!!!" (BLOWING AIR)
MAN : "OOOH THAT BLOODY MOUTH AIR FEELS GOOD ON MY DONG! THANKS FOR THE MOUTH SHOWER, NOW GET YOURSELF TO A HOSPITAL, AND NEVER CALL ME AGAIN!"
by Abong has tiny shlong April 19, 2021
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Don't screw a gift horse in the mouth is akin to the time honored phrase "don't look a gift horse in the mouth" which basically means don't be critical of gifts or people might not want to give you things in future.
by bhnicfh August 26, 2011
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