Danger Poo

When you use a public toilet and don't lock the door.

Leaving the element of surprise, danger and excitement if a stranger was to enter. The success of a danger poo can be measured objectively whether someone tries to enter or you 'complete your task' without interruption.

"Lads, I had a successful danger poo".

by Don't put me on speaker phone June 16, 2021

GHOST POO

You know you have pooped but when you turn to look, it is gone without a trace

I just dropped a ghost poo

by jp72 March 17, 2015

Boomerang Poo

Really floaty poo that when you try to flush it comes back.

Darling I've had the worst case of boomerang poo today. I flushed seven times and it's still floating in the toilet.

by ATKCA May 31, 2025

Poo-dini

When a poo's Velocity is so great, it falls into the toilet and slips around the piping of the toilet and disappears. After finishing, and before flushing the toilet you realize the poo has vanished et voila! It's done a poo-dini!

Rob "hey man how was your poo?"

Steve "I dunno man, By the time I looked, it was gone, it did a poo-dini on me!"

Rob "Spewin'!, bet it was a good one..."

by Where did my poo go October 24, 2011

Orange Poo

When all your mates think you have worms, but it’s just a buildup of all the fingernails you’ve been chewing.

Had to ask the doctor the other day if my symptoms were orange poo related.

by Dutchy247 January 31, 2020

Kissy-poo

When you go to give your cat a kiss just a little tiny kiss very small kissy just a widdle kissy wiss kissy wiss kissy wissy kissy wissy poo kissy poo KISSYPOOKISSYPOOKISSYPOO

“I just call my cat Mr. Kissy-poo now because I love him so much!”
“My boyfriend hates when I call my cat Kissy-poo because he is jealous of our bond!”

by Skylar White Yo November 28, 2023

poo

A solid waste produced in the rectum.

There is a lot of poo in the stables.

by xdr5t3evq3q September 17, 2023