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beat it jerry

a phrase used around your parents when you're trying to say "let me fuck your brains out"
p 1 : alright so whaddya wanna do babe
p 2 : let's beat it Jerry
parent : have fun guys!
p 2 : in other words let me fuck you till u cant walk lol CD
by tracerxD June 28, 2019
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National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*
Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!
by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025
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beat n' fuck

A rather aggressive session of intercourse; including slaps, bites and the occasional rib tickler or donkey punch. The victim will be satisfied, but bruised! Number of participants can vary
See that girl with the black eye and the limp over there? she's definately had a beat n' fuck
by Grimeburg April 18, 2018
mugGet the beat n' fuckmug.

beat

What happens when my dad gets mad
Son ur a disappointment time to be beat
by xbdfcfgnfjtcykvylbj August 26, 2019
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Beating it to Skibidi Toilet

When you jerk off to Skibidi Toilet like an Ohio sigma with your skibidi rizz in Ohio
Michael: Anthony is beating it to Skibidi Toilet
Jullius: He must be gooning so hard
by MinervaI March 27, 2024
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Beat by the monkeys

To be badly beaten by hoards of individually pathetic opponents. The expression is believed to be derived from an event that occurred to a cutter who was severely injured by a hoard of angry spider monkeys. However, it's also used commonly by soldiers referring to fellow trained fighters who're defeated by civilians...
Poor Captain Jack, he was an MMA fighter but he still got beat by the monkeys when he was drunk at a grocery store and started a fight with some bagboys.
by Zed Numar July 13, 2021
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