<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>If I Grab your Hair, I Will Make Sure That You Smile Because How Is That My Issue<.7.9.7.6.>

by Adujasty343 June 14, 2025

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP)

The Lizzo-like ownership of your hair

When your hair is too damn thick, voluminous, shiny and beautiful.

Damn girl, you have FHP. Me toooo!

What’s that?

Fabulous Hair Problems (FHP) Duh!

by epiwonk January 27, 2023

receding bum hairs

wen ur bum hairs receed liek mine

me receding bum hairs receed!
mine too!

by ScorchingSmegma February 12, 2023

red hair man

A man that has its own body suit of hair that can be braided from his head to his balls.

Mom look at that red hair man

by Darkninja07 September 11, 2016

Asher’s Hair

A very hairy figure, usually hiding in the shadows. Do not cross him, as you will get lost in his forest of hair.

-Don’t stay up late or you might get stuck in Asher’s Hair!
I don’t believe that Asher’s Hair is that frightening, although I haven’t checked.

by Well he is also gay April 8, 2024

big hair kledi

a boy with big hair that dates a boy names teddie long

boi what the hell boi kledi got some big hair kledi

by baniela September 2, 2021

Pineapple Hairs

The meaning of the top of Spong Bobs House. Also shown in Anix’s Bikini Bottom!

Very realistic Pineapple Hairs you have on the top of that house!

by Sophia_Lol June 17, 2020