Person 1: Why do we even need an airplane when we could cover ourselves in oil & wait for the rain so we can fly high? Oil floats water, so it works, right?
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
Person 2: BRO GOT 99+ MISSED CALLS FROM HARVARD 🔥🔥🔥🗣️🗣️🗣️
by kbft0n April 03, 2024
Jim from creative writing is that one person in your life that you talk to and does not know when you are clearly not interested in what they are talking about but keeps talking anyway. No matter how many clues you try to give
Friend #1: "Hey how did your date go last night?"
Friend #2 "Terrible, it was like I was on a date with Jim from creative writing"
Friend #2 "Terrible, it was like I was on a date with Jim from creative writing"
by Jakermc14 April 20, 2017
by BuBaHasShat June 17, 2022
Phrase used at the workplace to explain why a particularly stupid, out of scope, or dubious change must be made to a project, because it was handed down by a higher level manager with little understanding of the repercussions. Refers to the corner offices that most clueless managers tend to have.
Worker: You do realize that we've been working on this for 3 months, building it out as it was planned, and now you're asking us to completely change it? We've gone from 90% done to 10% done in 60 seconds.
Middle Manager: Hey, what can I tell you? It came from the corner.
Middle Manager: Hey, what can I tell you? It came from the corner.
by Matches10 July 11, 2010
An easy intro phrase used by younger individuals wanting to attract older partners for one night stands while signaling an obvious desire to maintain anonymity. It works well due to its borderline childish humor, mixed with a reference to a state where anything is possible. When used by men it is frequently followed up with the phrase:
"But you can call me Dick."
There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
"But you can call me Dick."
There are plenty of follow-up lines that build upon the sexual innuendo including stories about being a crab fisherman, or knowing how to make waves.
Young Man: "Well hey there hot stuff."
Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"
Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
Cougar: "Hello. Who might you be?"
Young Man: "I'm Richard from Alaska, but you can call me Dick."
by Lake Partiers May 05, 2021
A person who only exists to be used as an example. She goes off topic in chat rooms and is very proud of her Italian heritage, mentioning her country of origin at any given chance.
Hi, it's Linda from Italy
by LindaFromItaly April 14, 2023
This scary thing will find all the children under the age of 13 and ask if it can fuck them. To summon the creature, all you have to do is the Bloody Mary summoning, but all you've gotta say is "i'm under 13" three times. The creature will come out and try to rape the shit out of you. There's no way of running from it.
by Matthew UwU April 29, 2020