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mock speed 

how fast someone makes fun of you

-compliments to the author who coined this “Amy Ulluriak Lord
Sure enough, when a typo is made online, Kyle moves at Mock Speed to be the first to point it out and bully the O.P.
mock speed by jornumunroj April 26, 2023
Related Words

Spiegel speed 

A speed where you are almost in 1st gear but still in reverse, or just being very unproductive
Our employee moves at spiegel speed.

Gary speed

When your mate goes absolutely bastardised over some booger sugar
My mate zico has just become Gary speed again .
Gary speed by Gazza speed May 18, 2023

Tuggg_Speeedman

General asshole in discord chat. Owner of random-ass closed for public server. Watches boobie streamers daily and subs to Vtubers. Doesn't leave his chair as he has 20 monitors around him. Secretly a brony but hides it well by making fun of other bronies. Don't worry, he doesn't bite, unless you mention certain small creatures that are neither bugs nor insects.
Chris: "Hi, I'm messaging you to let you know that due to inactivity I'm removing your mod status. I've given you VIP status in show of my appreciation over the time and hope that you're doing well."
Tuggg: "Hi, I'm messaging you to let you know that due to inactivity I'm removing you from my discord. Hope you're doing well."
Chris: "Fuck you Tuggg_Speeedman you're literally, literally the scum of this earth."

Universe speed 

Another way to say or express "Godspeed", but for agnostic and atheist people. Sometimes it is written as one word between it (universespeed).
I have a shit ton of work to do. Fml.
Universe speed!

You got this. In Universe speed!
Universe speed by LingDanc803 September 7, 2023

Jack Speer

NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE NIGHTMARE
Jack Speer is a silly guy! :3
Jack Speer by BeastMode347 October 8, 2023