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retard watching

When a retard does something stupid for no reason, and you start to awkwardly watch.
The kid stood up in class and began to furiously hump his chair, as I began awkward retard watching.
by Markimoo777 May 14, 2016
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Retarded

Wow! That is a very hard math equation! You must be very Retarded.

Only retarded people can solve this riddle!
by tnr01 August 9, 2020
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retarded

what npham.val is
nicole is retarded
by samanthabruh November 26, 2023
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Borderline Retarded

Any people below age of consent (infants, toddlers, childrens, pre-teens. teens, and young adults)

Why?

Because:

1. They cannot consent to have sex, the prerequisite for you to able for consenting to sex is you're smart enough and sane enough to agree with it
2. They only know how to play and being happy, and didn't give a fuck about pains
3. They eschew responsibility, victim playing
4. (For pre-teens up to young adults) They live on their parent's basement, rather than get a life
5. They too idiot for take a risk, i mean---they need to die to know if poison is dangerous
6. They too easy to label anything that didn't suit their ego as toxic
by Sir. B May 4, 2020
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Retard Sale

Exactly what it sounds like - a place in which to buy retards - a sale of retards.
Bro your really out here built like a nub, your mom must have bought yo ass on clearance at the retard sale.
by Gferda July 8, 2025
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retardity

Shit, thats some retardity right there!
by Bomb.!, September 23, 2022
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