Retard

An offensive but fun word to say. If only it isnt offensive..

Sped kid: *playing fortnite*

Guy: hey kid, you're such a retard

Sped kid: *pulls out gun* what the fuck you say to me bitch?

Guy: woah chill, i asked if you have some weed tarts

Sped kid: oh, yeah. You a cop or something?

Guy: nah im not a cop

Sped kid: swear to god you're not a cop

Guy: cmon, we dont need to do that do we?

Sped kid: SWEAR TO GOD RIGHT NOW *growls cutel- i mean menacingly*

Guy: *pulls out rpg* PUT YOUR HANDS UP RETARD! YOU'RE ARRESTED FOR NOT GIVING ME WEED TART

Sped kid: what the fuck...

by Iamawesome!!! March 29, 2023

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Retard

You know why I like the word so much? Because it is the definition of what you're doing to me. I'm literally being retarded by the people around me. You are literally delaying or holding me back in terms of progress, development, or accomplishment.
"our progress was retarded by "people" who thought they knew better"

Hym "Listening serves no purporse other than to give yourself an excuse to retard my accomplishment. 'I'm helping you!' You are a retard. All you do is retard. Only a retard as retarded as you could retard someone so thoroughly."

by Hym Iam March 30, 2023

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