To have orgies in a large pair of pants. Min. of 4 people.
Number 1 rule: "Just because my head isn't in there, doesn't mean you ignore me."
Number 2 rule: "No cabbage."
Number 3 rule: "Bring your own booze."
Number 4 rule: "Rules 2 and 3 were distractions. You're now pregnant."
Number 5 rule: Two people per pants leg until the pants come off then its a free for all.
Pants orgies is serious shit. WARNING! If you do not have big enough pants do not attempt. But nothing wrong with making sure the pants are snug and tight.
Number 1 rule: "Just because my head isn't in there, doesn't mean you ignore me."
Number 2 rule: "No cabbage."
Number 3 rule: "Bring your own booze."
Number 4 rule: "Rules 2 and 3 were distractions. You're now pregnant."
Number 5 rule: Two people per pants leg until the pants come off then its a free for all.
Pants orgies is serious shit. WARNING! If you do not have big enough pants do not attempt. But nothing wrong with making sure the pants are snug and tight.
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Get the green pants mug.when a person is wearing clothes that has been left in the washer for to long because they are lazy or just forgetful and now smells like mildew and mold.
Person 1: WTF is that smell..
Person 2: Its that Stink Pants over there...
Person 1: Ey Stink Pants the hell man u making the whole place smell like shit.
Stink Pants: Its not my fault, my mom is lazy n always forget to dry my clothes
Person 2: Its that Stink Pants over there...
Person 1: Ey Stink Pants the hell man u making the whole place smell like shit.
Stink Pants: Its not my fault, my mom is lazy n always forget to dry my clothes
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Get the Pants mug.More severe than a Shart but not full out, colon emptying, pants blowing bowel evacuation. Symptoms include a squishy feeling between your butt cheeks, distinctive bowel aroma, and possibly stickiness between one's drawers and ass cheeks, depending on the consistency of the "pudding" let loose from one's colon.
ME: "What's that smell? Did you Shart?"
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."
You: "Shart? No, but that burrito I had at the Cubby's 100 miles back might have given me Puddin' Pants. We'll have to pull over so I can check."
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