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Jake

Someone who says things that are so outrageous you don’t know what to think. They are borderline scary to be around but equally hilarious.
Jake: “I tried to order a McTopSloppy and a McChinamen at McDonald’s and the girl at the drive thru was so shocked at my knowledge of the secret menu that she quit her job instantaneously…good thing I didn’t request the McPhagomania or she would have cried”

You: “Alright man, glad to hear it”
by EricShun100 July 25, 2023
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Jake

Has a weird love for turtles and is generally shy, but a funny person.
Joe: That "Jake" kid is always real quiet
Mama: He's real nice when you get to know him
by RoombaMan1929 May 29, 2021
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Jake Paul

a retard who thinks he is the face of boxing which he is not he is a scum that has only won like 3 fights and he is calling out boxers who have way more wins than him. I hope Connor McGregor midget self whoops him. jake paul is not the king of boxing he is a white cunt who think he is the shit.
kid: Jake Paul is better than Muhammad Ali
me*takes out shotgun proceeding to shoot the kid several times* never ever say that again
kid:*in pool of blood*
by cuntdaddy123 May 25, 2021
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Jake

An immature guy with one of the holy trifectas--very large phallus, very large libido, very large actual heart--that make you want to slap him really hard but sametime kinda hit your knees and succcsuccc best you can so he will appreciate you the most possible.
Ugh I dunno what I'm gonna do about him; so annoying at times, but big sigh he's suchhhh a Jake I can't help myself.
by Imouto-chan January 4, 2022
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Jaquan and Jake

Jaquan: Im Black!
Jake: Im white!
This shows that Jaquan and Jake are way too happy about their skin colors
by Psychological terror December 14, 2020
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Jake

RE: Jake -------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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Hi, I am responding just to say no my name is not Jake but...
I wanna say there is a Quincedence that I want to be called Jake no matter what because your article is almost exactly what you can describe me as, well I just thought about it and I just started a this because I was excited C:

@heybebs:)/Definition/Jake
This was not made by me I'm responding to it original made by heybebs
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A person who is very caring, sweet, and loyal.

They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They aren't good at opening up about things, so don't feel bad if they don't tell you everything at first. They do trust a small circle of friends, however, and they tell them everything.

If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of PDA. They can be very clingy at times, and they can get jealous easily. When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone.

Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them.

this is based on my personal experience.. please don't come at me- also, all the jakes out there pls tell me if this is even close to you:)
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 1: Are you friends with Jake?
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 2: Yea! I'm so lucky.
by 𝓙𝓪𝓴𝓮 March 10, 2022
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Where's Jake

When working on the 240 mainly but does happen to other cars Jake is involved in and never shows up or shows up late when the job is done.
Dam I just got all the dam broken wheels studs in this fuckers truck. Where the hell is he at? Where's Jake??
by Old man mechanic ass October 18, 2025
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