war commandeering

a MKULTRA V2K gamified rape scenario in which "war commandeers" are alerted over voice to skull as to whom they should "war commandeer" or sexually assault, and how.

I reported the V2K war commandeering problem to the local SHARP office. Told her I heard it was rape organized on the V2K mainline. Told her it makes it hard to commandeer the war when the rape program is called "war commandeering."

by Medicine Owl March 25, 2023

The Tomorrow War

An awesome 2021 movie where a group of time travellers arrive from the year 2051 to deliver an urgent message: thirty years in the future, mankind is losing a global war against a deadly alien species.

"The job of convincing the world you have a small dick." - quote from The Tomorrow War's Dan Forester

by XGDragion March 8, 2023

Hox Wars

July 16th 2024: The day Kaddin goes off on .gg/dump and hoxxes a bunch of kids trying to prove they are shit

Based Kaddin Warrior: "Let's go wage hox wars on stupid newgens!"

by WaffleKaddin July 15, 2024

shipping war

a shipping war is where there is a love triangle (or in some cases square) and there are two teams (or three) and each team is rooting for a different ship/ relationship. it often happens in fandoms, to my knowledge i have never seen one happen in real life.

me: are you on team keefe or team fitz in the kotlc shipping war?
someone: i'm on team fitz.
me: how dare you fitz sucks i am on team keefe!

by i love pjo January 31, 2024

War

An acronym for WE ARE RACISTS.

I don't like listening to the band War, for War stands for We Are Racists.

by Chubby Lues July 28, 2021

war on two fronts

When you and your boi are hittin it hard from both sides and you both cum at the same time, leading to a friendly alliance lasting for 15 years

"Oh hell yeah me and James totally gave Molly the war on two fronts, we're like best buds now"

by pompenguin December 6, 2016

Justice League: War

So, I'm watching this clip, right?

Hym "From Justice League: War. The one where Vandal Savage uses Batman's contingencies against the Justice League, right? And it's the part where the Flash gets a bomb bolted to his wrist, right? So Batman sends him to an iceberg so he can phase through it and shake the bomb off, right? But when the bomb explodes, ice shrapnel hits Barry and cuts his clothes and I'm like... How? How does that explosion propel ice... FASTER THAN THE FLASH in a full sprint? I mean, he's running in the same direction as the shrapnel so it was moving literally fast enough to catch the flash with a head start, cut his arm, and the shockwave sent him reeling. It shouldn't be possible. Especially with him running fast enough to run on water! Even then he could have just continued to phase until the explosion when off. Doesn't make sense. There you have anime logic at it's finest. Go watch that show if you haven't seen it. Especially Jennifer Lawrence. You definitely need to see it Jenny as you have no culture. Now go forth. I command it."

by Hym Iam July 20, 2024