hi how ya doing? im just chillin on a kindle writing this weird right? the browser is really glitchy but i dont really care. i usually read fanfics about haikyuu or dream smp. i also read A LOT of angst. the feels amirite? anyways.. have a good night/morning/afternoon!
by ONEMINORWEEB_LMAO February 13, 2021
Sarcastic term used by a lady for a guy with a major case of "one-sided willingness" --- da dude is always ready and eager to "open his zipper" (i.e., whip out his "sausage") anytime, but never seems all that motivated to "open his WALLET" (i.e., "share his bacon") to help you out financially, even with just basic stuff like groceries of household/repair materials.
Cool chick: So what's your new boyfriend like?
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
Hip girl: Oh, just yer typical pig --- generous with his sausage, but stingy with his bacon!
by QuacksO September 28, 2018
by ijustloveehim February 06, 2024
The main line said by Jamie Charlotte, a female version of James Charles from an alternate universe.
by Saitama 777 December 30, 2020
The act of two people defecating on the same toilet while one receives fellatio. One person relieving themselves in the tank and the second facing them also passing excrement in the actual toilet. Thus referring to the hi brow part, being that the person on the tank is eye-brow level with the person on the bottom.
by CHRISLARRYJEFF November 06, 2010
I love Greg with his friend
by Crackerwacker74 February 07, 2023