Black Hair Dysmorphia

The constant feeling that your hair is not black enough, even after only dying it recently.

“Why are you dying your black hair black? You must have black hair dysmorphia”

by Captainbirdseyecreampie October 13, 2023

Arnold palm hair

The act of male masturbation while simultaneously dipping the scrotum into a person's mouth with a lemon inserted into your anal cavity.

Did you hear Ted got fired from costco for performing an arnold palm hair on the disabled door greeter.

by anonymous January 8, 2025

tutorial hair

When one watches a youtube video to achieve a new hair do.

Courtney loves to do tutorial hair.

by smashin89 September 6, 2013

pizza hair

Bleached hair that didn't quite work the first time so it looks like pizza.

"Bro I bleached my hair, and it's all orange and blonde."
"Sounds like pizza hair. You're gonna have to bleach it again."

by percycat August 7, 2017

hair-biter

Where you have a man/women bite your pubis hair off

chad: I got a hair-biter from Ashley last night
kevin: did it hurt

chad: fuck yes it did

by leorocker81 February 21, 2021

pull-back hair

a huge load of exotic cum

A neighbor has pull-back hair, in other words, it looks like someone spunked a huge wad of cum on her head from a nerdy guy that loves pork.

by Haabas October 25, 2007

Hair tutorial

Hair care tutorial, a Tutorial on how to keep your hair in style, like Jesse Watters.

Please send me your hair tutorial.

by Sexydimma March 17, 2022