National Perfect Wife Day

October 4th. A day to celebrate the most perfect wife in the entire world. Someone no one else in the universe could compare to
by admandu October 05, 2021
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Perfect Puke

An original word to describe someone who is sick in the head, does bad things, or has fucked up taste

Example:

Man he’s such a puke

The perfect puke is a type of guy that for some fucking reason a girl likes
San: man this bro Chad is such an ass to Haley, just like the rest of her ex’s

Jan: I know right, I still don’t understand why she even has a thing for perfect pukes
by DeathNote1 September 23, 2020
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Perfect Girl

A perfect girl is someone thats perfect in anyway, shape or form. Someone like Eefje. She is the most perfect girl out there! Her personality pops, she has your sense of humor. and shes the most cutest of all!
Omg bro. i just met this girl Eefje 10 hours ago. She is a perfect girl! She is so cute!
by ARTSOAT May 02, 2020
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perfect four

A 4/10 but she's perfect in bed.
She was a perfect four...
by poopymandem September 19, 2023
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California perfection

used to describe a woman's ass or boobs and how good they look that they might as well have come from California
man 1: hey see that girl, thats my ex
man 2: whoa I can't have her but she got that california perfection!
man 3: she may as well have come from california since her boobs are sooooo fresh
man 1: mmmmm...
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totally perfect day

(Total Pedophile death) Used as a sort of dog whistle to rally for the death of pedophiles. Sometimes shortened to TPD. Commonly used on social media to bypass content guidelines.
(Video of pedophile)

Commenter: Totally perfect day

Commenter: (name of pedophile) biting the curb 4k, tpd
by Ihatepedos May 29, 2024
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