Jewbic hair

A rare, but awesome, disorder in which a Jewish person's pubes are twice a poofy as their Jew Fro.

His Jewbic Hair was so enormous, he needed to wear a yarmulka on his penis region.

by VomSquad June 04, 2017

Straight hair gang

The type of birds round Liverpool who drink gin and shout at the top of their lungs in public places for no apparent reason. Generally characterised by having straight long hair, often half-heartedly waved on occasion. They tend to sleep around.

Guy 1: ‘Lad it’s dead in here yeno.’
Guy 2: ‘Ah never mind bro here comes the straight hair gang innit.’

by ManOfManyDefinitions June 23, 2021

mereman hair

When a men dyes his hair and or beard in brigth colors like blue, green, pink or purple.

- hey look at that dude blue beard.
- he got the mereman hair.

by LordTrevy October 06, 2015

Liar's Hair

When Heat and Humidity reach a perfect balance hair falls into a category where it is known as Liar's Hair.

It is going to rain tomorrow morning. I bet I get liar's hair around noon.

by J.Chamberlain May 18, 2011

hair height

an extension of your real body height

1: jeanelle is taller than you
2: um no not with my hair height

by realdealzzzzz April 16, 2019

Conan Lee Gray’s Hair

The most beautiful thing in the world. It boing boing boings and resembles broccoli, or ramen with too much soy sauce. It is the topic of awe for many content creators on Pinterest such as Strawbee, flora (you’re forever with me) and many others.

me: look at Conan Lee Gray’s Hair! It’s so pretty I want to play with it!!! *fangirls*
some asshole: stfu Conan’s hair is gross
me: CRY ME A RIVER TILL YOU DROWN IN THE LAKE

by conehead123456789 February 04, 2025

Strumming the Hair Guitar

Knocking the little man out of his double ended rowing boat.

Johnny has left with the baby sitter and poor Louise, 8 young kids and strumming the hair guitar...I love it when the bitch strums the hair guitar and I'm deep in the tan track.

by Randy Ashell March 12, 2024