Tae Kwon Douche

one of those idiots who thinks, because they took martial arts once or their whole life, that they are better than everyone else and who may try to prove it. whether they are good or they suck as predicted, no one likes them because of their ego.

man1: dude, have you seen John? He thinks because he took a lesson of Tae Kwon Do that he can kick your ass.
man2: John? pssh, he's just a Tae Kwon Douche...

by xpurt January 11, 2009

Douche Bag Dorkfish

A pompous ass-hole who takes it upon himself to correct someone else and make himself look like a moron.

Tyler is a real douche bag dorkfish. He was tired of people screwing around on social networking sites on the job so he blocked them..including his own website. Idiot.

by Mibewt December 29, 2009

right hand douche

Anyone in north america who drives an import that is right hand drive. Typically a toyota, honda, mazada, or nissan.

This guy: Look at that douche driving the right hand drive Supra

That guy: wow, what a right hand douche. Look he is evening rocking a douche beard.

by Thatguy?thisguy! March 20, 2009

pillsbury douche bag

A person that resembles the pillsbury doughboy and is a douchebag. (See douchebag)

"See Nagol over there? He's pretty fat, what a douche, yeah, he's a pillsbury douche bag."

by derek June 19, 2006

douche-o-phobia

somone who is scared of OR cannot fucking stand douche bags.

me: David is a fucking douch bag im not going near that kent
you: lol ur fucking douche-o-phobic... although, im not going near that fucker either.

by Anonymouse March 27, 2004

resting douche face

similar to the resting bitch face. when a guy just looks like an asshole but hes actually a nice guy with a face of a complete doucher

Naw dude Aidan's chill, he just has a resting douche face.

by 2B41 February 28, 2014

emo douche bag

A sad devolving sect of humanity that is decaying the very essence of true metal music by listening to shitty emo butt rock bands like Atreyu. Much like the Hair Band movement of the 80's we will evolve out of this stage and later regret how much good metal music digressed for the sake of these emo douche bags.

If you listen to Atreyu you might be an emo douche bag. I will shit on Dan Jacob's face... Then he will have something to cry about... My shit on his face... Now thats emotional!! Eat my balls bitches.

by Dan Jacobs of Atreyu November 27, 2007