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12 year old

A cancerous kid who acts like a badman, listens to stormzy and Lil Pump and wanks to Fortnite porn. For example in the uk 12 year olds can be seen riding around in packs with their BMX wearing man bags and saying fuck/fucking in every sentence. The best way to identify a 12 year old is to look for a midget wearing Nike or Adidas tracksuit and with their hair very short on the sides but long on top.

However these are only the apex 12 year olds. The other type is more innocent, they play Minecraft, Roblox or Fortnite and suck off their teacher at school, they will snitch on anyone who doesn't respect the rules.
I don't play Fortnite anymore because 12 year olds have taken over.
by Madlad 123 March 3, 2019
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BUHAHAHA 9 YEAR OLD

litteraly an idiot slender in roblox mm2 saying this
idiot slender: BUHAHAHA 9 YEAR OLD man: ok and? idiot slender: triggers
by amongusarkin October 18, 2021
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60 year old hooker

Someone who is so single that nobody wants them and they will probably stay that way forever. Much like a 60 year old hook that is washed up and has several STDs.
Man I’m just a 60 year old hooker i guess
by Man fts February 3, 2023
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Salty Nine Year Old

A nine year old that breaks the sound barrier when they die in Fortnite.
Nine year old, Nine year old, here comes the Salty Nine Year Old, screams so loud, break the sound barrier, watch out! Here comes the Salty Nine Year old.
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single-digit-year-old

a kid on the internet, can be used to refer to a kid in general
Kid: L Gay
Person 1: what the fuck
Person 2: don’t worry, he’s a single-digit-year-old.
by iJustWannaGoZzzzzz April 8, 2023
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Edgy Thirteen Year Old

Teenagers who have too many emo fandoms and spare time to fuck around with
Person 1: I just saw some kid wearing a Panic! At The Disco shirt.
Person 2: That's an edgy thirteen year old.
by SweetenerGrande June 2, 2018
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Salty Nine Year Old

That kid is such a salty nine year old”.
by Buzz Buzz I got the drugs July 14, 2022
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