whatever man

the pussy thing to say to someone when they're making fun of you. you say this instead of fighting them cuz you're too much of a pussy to do anything.

Jock: yo pussy, i fucked you're mom last night and im about to fuck you're girlfriend today too and you're a fucking loser.

Pussy: pshhh... whatever man.

by yeahhhhhhhh8 October 3, 2009

Whatever floats your waterlogged goat.

Used instead of whatever floats your boat, whatever floats your goat, and whatever floats your waterlogged boat". A goat totally can't float, because it's waterlogged. See?

Joe: I'm gonna do an internet!
Pete: Whatever floats your waterlogged goat...
Joe: What the actual fuck?

by come along pond November 26, 2011

whatever floats your boat

An alternate expression for whatever helps you sleep at night, used to avoid to end an argument especially when someone says something absurd.

James: I think you're avoiding me.

Lily: Whatever floats your boat.

by punkmovement January 23, 2016

whatever-whateva

In crunk terms: Do something and don't be afraid. Termed from the ignorant in a little neighborhood in the Ne district of Dallas, Texas.

Person1: You wanna go pop that jo. Person2: Whatever-Whateva!!!

by T-man November 4, 2004

Whatever-You-Are Beater

Somebody who would beat up anything.

These people are known assholes, and nobody likes them.

Woman: Are you a woman beater?

Beater: No, but I'm about to beat whatever you are!

So, the person can be called a "Whatever-You-Are Beater."

by FreakyDonkey June 6, 2009

Whatever Tickles your gravy

It's a chavy way of saying whatever floats your boat. Usually retards use this phrase. And that's what you are if you use it. A retard.

Whatever Tickles your gravy!

by karbonblack November 17, 2011

Whatever's clever

1.Used mostly to agree to actions or events that seem interesting or fun at that very moment of the idea being brought up in conversation.
2. Used also as clever word play when you're talking/texting your woman which leaves you to seem mysterious and let's you see how far to the next levels she will be willing to go.

1. Hey Leeah do you want to go throw rocks at cars?
Leeah- Sure, whatevers clever.
2.woman-so what do you like to do?
Guy- Whatever's clever baby

by LeeahNicole August 17, 2023