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kick a vsco girl day!

November 1st is national Kick a vsco girl day!

Throw out there stupid hydroflasksksks and shove a metal straw up their asses!
Boy 1: Guess what day it is bro!
Boy 2: What?
Boy 1: It’s kick a vsco girl day! Let’s go kick your girlfriend!
by BurritoDreams October 24, 2019
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National Vsco girl day

Get ready for national vsco girl day on october 27. And i oop sksksksksk
Bryan-omg bro guess what
Alex-what
Bryan-it’s national vsco girl day
Alex-and
Bryan-that mean that there will be lots of hot girl wearing puca shell necklaces and scrunches also they can give us a scrunche
by kay28 October 25, 2019
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National Punch a VSCO Girl Day

Every day is National Punch a VSCO Girl Day!

Stop the spread of VSCOism!
I punched a VSCO girl on National Punch a VSCO Girl Day, and I'll do it again tomorrow!
by MrOrcaDood October 27, 2019
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National kick a VSCO girl day

October 29th is National kick a VSCO girl day!! Every time you see a VSCO girl you get a kick them, And you can even hit them with a Hydro flask!!!
It’s National Kick a VSCO Girl day?HOORAY!! better get my foot ready!
by Sammy_oof October 28, 2019
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eat a vsco girl’s head off day

On November 2nd, any human is allowed to go up to a vsco girl,and take a huge bite out of her head! Make sure you let her know that this is for dropping your obnoxious hydroflask on the floor during every single test. You’re welcome. ;)
Today is eat a vsco girl’s head off day
by micky the dog October 24, 2019
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Stop making your “national days” over actual real national days that celebrate soldiers and real holidays,
Hey did you hear about that National Day?
Yeah people are stupid
National Make up your own stupid “official””national” day cause you’re a retarded vsco girl stfu
by LilCoochie September 25, 2019
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VSCO girl

A VSCO girl is a girl that's so fucking annoying to the point you want to kill them.
It's fine if you have the items to be a vsco girl but you don't have to be a bitch like them and say and i oop and sksksksksksk all the god damn time.
They wear oversized short and Nike shorts to the point where you can't see them and also have the essentials a hydro flask WITH STICKERS and scrunchies. Not a scrunchie SCRUNCHIES like 50 of them all over their arms.
They also wear vans specifically white vans with pukka shell necklaces.
Their favorite stores are vineyard vines, brandy Melville, and ivory Ella.
They love the beach and love to help save the turtles by getting metal straws which don't seem to help bc their cup is still plastic. Next, their favorite drink is the pink drink from Starbucks no other drink it's always the pink drink.
No one:
Freshman VSCO girl: "sksksksks and i oop"
EVERYONE: "SHUT UP!"
Freshman VSCO girl: "And I oop"
by lol...... save the turtles November 1, 2019
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