Australian descriptive metaphor.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.
The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
Get the Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wallmug. by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
Get the 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effectmug. When the app vine still existed, this was a term used when you wanted someone to do something crazy/funny for a video
Nowadays, the term is said as in "do something crazy/funny for a dumb joke"
Nowadays, the term is said as in "do something crazy/funny for a dumb joke"
This is a nice bridge, from this height, if i fell i probably wouldnt die.
"Do it for the Vine"
K damn *fucking jumps and dies*
"Do it for the Vine"
K damn *fucking jumps and dies*
by Turn¡p July 13, 2022
Get the Do it for the Vinemug. A Grape of the Vine is a beautiful thing/person to stumble upon. If you ever meet one, DO NOT LET HER GO. Grape of the Vines are funny, and although they appear shy at first , as soon as you get to know them you will never want a better friend. They can listen and give advice, but they know when not to intervene and let you solve problems by yourself. They are very smart even though they don’t like to try. They hold their friends very close and will never let you go. If you are ever lucky enough to have a Grape of the Vine for a friend, your life will never be the same.
by L.P.R.C. February 28, 2021
Get the grape of the vinemug. To smother someone/something by wrapping tightly around them/it, like vines strangling a tree slowly as they climb.
Vine up: Watch out, Jesse's gonna vine you up like she did Sonia before they got out untethered by kids and unsmothered by marriage.
Or,
He vined up that tree like English ivy, promotion after promotion, until he sucked the life out of his employees, once interns like himself, now his corporate bitches.
Or,
Fuck this noise. I'm out before I get vined.
Or,
He vined up that tree like English ivy, promotion after promotion, until he sucked the life out of his employees, once interns like himself, now his corporate bitches.
Or,
Fuck this noise. I'm out before I get vined.
by chickenchickenbawk January 8, 2017
Get the vine upmug. Dad: “what are these vine’s everyone’s talking about? I don’t see no grapes 🍇 growing out of your iPhone 📱 I thought it was an apple 🍎! 🤣
No one :
No one :
by Lucky Bradley January 27, 2020
Get the Vinemug. by The Texan Pennsylvanian September 29, 2021
Get the rare vinemug.