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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

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Vine Junkie

A person that is addicted to vining on Vine. Also referred to as a viner.
Dude1: Dude will you get the fuck off your phone?!
Dude2: JUST ONE MORE POST!!!
Dude1: Your a Vine Junkie man! Stop it!!!
by DANO911 February 11, 2014
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VIne

It no longer lives buttttttt tik too can be the new vine
by Asianboi225 June 24, 2019
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Edit Vine

Crapy video edits about shows and famous people that somehow are releated to the amazing app that was Vine.
"Have you seen that edit Vine about RIVERDALE?"
No Amanda, no one f*ucking cares about those sh*itty edits!
by Immp March 11, 2019
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vine

vine is cringe
by raccoomer May 18, 2021
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DO IT FOR THE VINE

Verb: used to ask people to do diabolical things for the mobile hit application vine to be the next viral sensation of social media
A: yo i dont wanna each mayo with battery juice
D: DO IT FOR THE VINE
A: OKAY HOLD ON
by Yo why lowber November 5, 2025
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