Colloquial term of a usually possessive nature indicating a female with whom one is either emotionally or physically intimate. Usually refers to a wife or girlfriend, although it can be extended to a fuck buddy, or even a platonic relationship, of close enough. This is similar to the informal use of the word "bitch" among girlfriends, but applicable to male usage.
Clair and I aren't dating, but she's just about the coolest vaginal unit I've met since college, you should totally meet her!
by Chigouderen December 23, 2010
Get the Vaginal Unit mug.Complete anti rape device that would render any rapist's penis in pieces. It is worn around the vaginal opening and when intruded by unwanted cock it snaps shut with a simultaneous twisting motion.
by Dr Kelvin Rhubarb July 12, 2016
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by Shuasage June 16, 2010
Get the Vaginal Bookmark mug.When You have the fortunate opportunity to Nail more than one Snatch at a time but you Dont know where to start.
Joey was sat in a bar with his girlfriend who is keen to be taken back home tonight when Two lesbians catch him before his trip to the toilet and invite him back to theirs tonight for some "Fun." In the toilet he recieves a call from his ex saying that she wants him to come and fullfill her needs.
The Description of this puzzle going on in his head is called "Vaginal Crossfire"
The Description of this puzzle going on in his head is called "Vaginal Crossfire"
by ChillieC1990 August 7, 2011
Get the Vaginal Crossfire mug.The condition in which an unkempt vagina emits an unpleasant odor. Mainly caused by lack of good hygiene.
I can't believe I went down on her yesterday. Her pussy smelled like morning breath. She definitely has some Vaginal Halitosis going on.
by smugglescoke July 16, 2018
Get the Vaginal Halitosis mug.A guys inability to partake in activities involving a vagina because they dont enjoy vagina and would much prefer a big hard D!
I tried to set Ross up with Davids mom but I forgot that he is Vaginal Intolerant. He would prefer a night out with Gab instead!
by ROBERBREW May 1, 2018
Get the Vaginal intolerant mug.Ted: I hear Bertha has a high Vaginal Capacity.
John: Is it because of her wide pelvic structure?
Ted: No, she's just a whore.
John: Is it because of her wide pelvic structure?
Ted: No, she's just a whore.
by Philosoblacktor February 1, 2013
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