Vaginal sabbath

When your girl is having her period and does not wish to have sex.

Man: hey babe, let's make sex."
Woman: "aw, wish I could but it's the vaginal sabbath."

by Pastor Vagenius July 7, 2016

vaginal distrophy

A crooked vagina. Also known as VD.

Damn. She had VD?
No that type. I'm ok. Vaginal Distrophy. It was a bit askew.

by Justin from Bama February 5, 2017

Vaginal Unit

Colloquial term of a usually possessive nature indicating a female with whom one is either emotionally or physically intimate. Usually refers to a wife or girlfriend, although it can be extended to a fuck buddy, or even a platonic relationship, of close enough. This is similar to the informal use of the word "bitch" among girlfriends, but applicable to male usage.

Clair and I aren't dating, but she's just about the coolest vaginal unit I've met since college, you should totally meet her!

by Chigouderen December 23, 2010

vaginal sword

Complete anti rape device that would render any rapist's penis in pieces. It is worn around the vaginal opening and when intruded by unwanted cock it snaps shut with a simultaneous twisting motion.

Dwayne got his cut short in her vaginal sword

by Dr Kelvin Rhubarb July 12, 2016

Vaginal Halitosis

The condition in which an unkempt vagina emits an unpleasant odor. Mainly caused by lack of good hygiene.

I can't believe I went down on her yesterday. Her pussy smelled like morning breath. She definitely has some Vaginal Halitosis going on.

by smugglescoke July 16, 2018

Vaginal intolerant

A guys inability to partake in activities involving a vagina because they dont enjoy vagina and would much prefer a big hard D!

I tried to set Ross up with Davids mom but I forgot that he is Vaginal Intolerant. He would prefer a night out with Gab instead!

by ROBERBREW May 1, 2018

Vaginal Capacity

The volume of dick in which a vagina can hold,
usually measured in cm^3 for scientific purposes.

Ted: I hear Bertha has a high Vaginal Capacity.
John: Is it because of her wide pelvic structure?
Ted: No, she's just a whore.

by Philosoblacktor February 1, 2013