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by christianissussypoopoo July 28, 2021
A cute young Asian and Icelandic male YouTuber with bright red and black colored long hair who attracts a fair amount of female and male audiences to his YouTube shorts and videos. He is well respected by many because of a recent a day in a lifetime video because he recorded his ACTUAL day in a life discussing how he was lonely and wish he had more friends. Most YouTubers don’t do this thing so people give him credit for that. He is also kind of an Emo twink in a positive way.
Overall this boy is fairly attractive and I would not be surprised if guys also fall for him too
Overall this boy is fairly attractive and I would not be surprised if guys also fall for him too
random girl: your gorgeous FUCK they were so fcking HOTT
another random girl: they were so hot and I knew you wanted them
Tristan Clausen: They’re so what? They were so what?
random girl: that’s so wrong THATS SOO WRONGG
Tristan: that’s pretty bad.. ay I hope you guys have a nice day (=
another random girl: they were so hot and I knew you wanted them
Tristan Clausen: They’re so what? They were so what?
random girl: that’s so wrong THATS SOO WRONGG
Tristan: that’s pretty bad.. ay I hope you guys have a nice day (=
by luhventi July 15, 2023
The type of bitch to have the best packluck and Get ben yedder 97 and son 95 and the list goes to the moon and he has A micro penis and no friends now
Tristan the fuck has the best packluck
by He is a bitch June 01, 2020
That person is a Tristan Barnes
by Eagle-man0 October 05, 2021
If headache is a person, Tristan Velosa is your guy. He has the biggest clown feet that anyone on this planet could have but the funny thing he is one of the shortest on this planet. Measuring at a whopping 5'2. He is a good guy but a fucking doos.
by real_velosa July 29, 2022
Someone who sleeps a lot, probably Filipino because he has 2 first names. An aries with a good sense of fashion. Listens to keshi and plays valorant.
by Popmango November 23, 2021
the type of girl you need in your life because she different from any other girl she deals with so many people making fun of her name. she pushes though all the drugs and self harm and she tells her self she's enough, and always will be.
popular kid: is that Tristan?
my best friend: yes that's Tristan you should be friends with her she is really cool.
Tristan: hey bestie wanna go to the mall?!
bestie: ofc lets go girl Tristan
my best friend: yes that's Tristan you should be friends with her she is really cool.
Tristan: hey bestie wanna go to the mall?!
bestie: ofc lets go girl Tristan
by jcpenny-_- February 24, 2022