Lemon Infused Gargantuan Man-made Apocalypse Strike
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
The worst way to have your country end, but an amazing way to die. This device can vaporize anything within a 30-mile radius, any person within a 100-mile radius will be temporary blinded and hit with the smell of fresh lemons. It will take the shockwave about 15 seconds to reach 100 miles while it loses 6.67% of its power every second. Everything will be covered in yellow dust after the citrusy blast and 30-foot tall lemons will cover the area.
Inspired by Cave Johnson’s Combustible Lemon.
“Hey, what’s that falling from the sky?”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
“GET DOWN! IT’S A L.I.G.M.A STRIKE!”
“What’s a L.I.G.M.A Strike?”
“It’s a Lemon Infu-”
“I CAN’T SEE! AND WHY DO I SMELL LEMONS?”
“HOLY SHIT THAT IS A MASSIVE LEMON!”
by Steven The Absolute Idiot September 1, 2022
Get the L.I.G.M.A Strikemug. a soft blow to the side of the head. A lateral strike has a very specific technique. One must flattened the hand & palm, and start with arm raised above the head. Strike downwards swiftly and in a circular motion towards target. Reduce all force prior to impact with target.
E.g. Everyone once in a while, people will give Chingy a lateral strike, to put him back in his place.
by icrywhenangelsdeservetoDIE!!!! October 24, 2011
Get the Lateral Strikemug. A Southtown Strike is the best strike you can get in bowling. It’s like a Brooklyn, only better. There’s no doubt about it when you hit one.
by BenoSupremo January 30, 2021
Get the Southtown Strikemug. Wildcat strike is a strike called by workers without approval of the union leadership. It is particularly effective in key industries and segments of the economy which depend on timeliness: transportation. Communication, education, agriculture. It could also be used to disrupt oppressive governments.
New York City teachers in a Queens high school called a wildcat strike today when it was revealed their administrator sexually harassed several female teachers and was never reprimanded or fired.
by Radfem May 5, 2018
Get the Wildcat strikemug. People participate in their own undoing, whether they are male, female, white, black, asian, latino/a, indian, or anything else such as islander. A hunger strike is no different than any other form of undoing, someone could die by trying to scare everyone else into doing something that way, and it ends up being everyone but the person that went on the hunger strike getting blamed for their undoing, when in reality nobody else is obligated to fall apart to put humpty dumpty back together again.
by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021
Get the Hunger strikemug. by DarthKirby September 30, 2019
Get the Strike Zonemug. People should do whatever they want in life, as long as they take the consequences that go with it. A hunger strike is no different.
By feeding someone on a hunger strike through a tube, they are trying to keep her alive even though she doesn't seem to want to be alive and won't feed herself. She isn't on her hunger strike for selfless reasons because she is human and not an animal, and her hunger strike was her own doing. Only animals are entirely innocent and selfless.
by The Original Agahnim November 9, 2021
Get the Hunger strikemug.