Saddled up

When resting scrotum on top of another mans shaft

When Stephan saddled up old Roy and took the shaft for a ride

by Phatballs69 June 14, 2018

Saddle Crack

The act of a woman receiving oral sex whilst sitting on someone’s face and putting enough weight on them to crack their jaw or cause other facial injury.

“Dude what happened to your face?” - Ron
“She sat on my face so hard I got a saddle crack!”-Ben

by Lady of Poop April 22, 2025

Saddle bag

rude, ugly, immature, asshole, window licker,. Can also be someone who is a dirty whOre.

people who are just saddle bags you write off and send them trotten!

by Rachelise February 8, 2023

Saddling a dead horse

Originally meant for when someone put a condom on a limp penis. Currently used for safe rigging practices.

For a safe set, saddling a dead horse is NEVER safe.

by Stagecrewboi777 February 20, 2018

Double Saddle

When a female and male both urgently have to urinate, and only one toilet is available. The female sits on the toilet, while the male sits on her lap aiming between her thighs, both urinating simultaneously.

“Goran and Cassidy double saddled so they didn’t pee themselves.”

“Tori and Sam couldn’t hold it any longer while in line for the port-a potty, so Sam double saddled Tori to release his bladder.”

“So Alfredo didn’t have to pee in the sink, Steff let him double saddle her”

by CBN0628 May 14, 2025

Saddle Belly

A saddle commonly worn on the belly

"You ain't even missing me baby when I needed my Saddle Belly"

by Rhezi December 10, 2017

Saddle doll

A person who’s only income is to go to rodeos and “rope necks and cash checks” usually have the brains of a wooden post. And claim they’re the smartest people ever and yet have no common sense

Dumbass saddle dolls are as useful as a boar hog with tits

by Pinchèbullman May 31, 2019