Yoda Rant

A long, philosophical rant of advice, usually about emotions, feelings, or life events, given by someone who is usually deep and wise, like Yoda from Star Wars.

I asked her for relationship advice and she went off on this whole Yoda Rant about the true meaning of love and all that stuff.

by Otternugget ;D March 11, 2013

Baby yodas

Baby yodas are like your kids are just like baby yodas wich means they act like baby yodas from star wars

Your kids are cute as baby yodas

by Cylus best January 29, 2021

Yoda flip

Jedi flip (mushrooms, acid, mdma) + yoda's favourite drug, ketamine

I thought I was gonna die and turn into a force ghost when I did that Yoda flip

by Missing6 September 26, 2022

Walter Yoda

Walter Yoda, is a cool, funny, and considerate being. Walter Yoda is green. He is the best bf, and very supportive. He is a good friend and has a kind heart. Sometimes he acts edgy, but deep down we all know he is a teddy bear.

"Walter Yoda is a cool human"

by Birb-Yayy April 9, 2021

The yoda

Paint hands green and soak them in water. boom Yoda is giving you a hand job.

I gave myself the Yoda last night

by Smooth.Yoda.is.cute. October 2, 2022

yoda

stands for "yo u dead ass?"

Josh: "Bro ur girl just cheated on you"
Me: "yoda"

by yodauser July 6, 2025

yoda

yoda is a small green man! he slithers around under your bed at night. he might whisper "climax i did" into your ear, but this rarely happens. if he visits you, youre sooooo lucky.

friend: howd you sleep last night?
me: perfect! i could hear yoda slithering under my bed. it was beautifyl.

by juicebox.a.s January 16, 2020