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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

i love 1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect it's a very good video
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by the blu ever!!! January 5, 2023
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Climbing Vine

its a sexual position where a very short girl (midget/Dwarf) climbs a tall mans leg untill she reach the penis. Then she latches on with her mouth and poop golden eggs (golden butplugs)
"me and Caroline sure as hell did the climbing vine last night"
by CurZeboi June 12, 2019
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deja vine

A feeling experienced when seeing ancient vine videos on present-day video sharing sites.
I think I saw this before on Vine. I especially experienced deja vine when he said that his name is Jared, he’s 19, and he never learned how to read.
by fakename58 July 4, 2023
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vine

person 1: hey remember vine

person 2: that thing that’s dead?
by thefuckingtea April 21, 2019
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do it for the vine

be as weird as you can for this 6 second video that may or may not go viral
by penisksksksksk November 14, 2019
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Red Vines

A horrible Twizzler clone that tastes like bathroom cleaner and has the consistency of rubber.
"Did you hear about the guy who made a rope out of Red Vines?"
by WindMills July 29, 2019
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