Despite his rocking hot bod Steven is an absolute incel. He beats women and kids. He spits on puppies and stomps on kittens. And he’s a living fucking nick cage of the human population. Statistics have also shown that the most Stevens also have micropenises out of any other name. He’s great at being being a cumslurper and knows how to please a man with his 16 fingers because he’s a fucking deformed plague on the human race. He is the least favorite wank sock.
Why is every shitty pornstar always named Steven?
I fucking hate Steven so much.
God, how many girls does Steven keep in his basement??
I was with Steven last night and it was like fucking a single baked bean.
I fucking hate Steven so much.
God, how many girls does Steven keep in his basement??
I was with Steven last night and it was like fucking a single baked bean.
by GUIpasta February 01, 2019
by PeterEater123 October 25, 2018
A guy who is going to sit there and grab his large cherise & bust it in Shalynn's face while she looks innocently at him.
by BabyxDoll December 01, 2018
by Shalack November 01, 2019
Ugly,Dumb,Annoying Madly in love with A Julia. He is very funny and you will always want to be his friend. He is very athletic and good at making people happy if you’re name is Julia then you belong with him. He dosnt like is parents at all he thinks there annoying and he has great tast in music
by Steven Impastato March 28, 2018
The biggest fucking douchebag in the world. Tiniest dick in existence. And the most unloyal friend. Thinks he's good at sports.
Steven: did you see me make that lay up? who do you think is the best player on A team?
everyone: no one fucking cares
everyone: no one fucking cares
by owen eddy March 18, 2018