Whacky Spiderman

Tying a noose around your neck whilst jerking off. Usually improves the quality of the meat beating process. You need to go fast or else you might suffocate and die. Most recognizably known in the move Worlds Greatest Dad with Robin Williams.

Guy 1: did you hear that Bobby died yesterday?
Guy 2: omg no what happened?!
Guy 1: he was trying to do a whacky spiderman but was too long and he died.

by HandHelper January 7, 2016

Spiderman

Verb: when left over cum gets on your hands and everything you touch sticks to you

I was watching pornhub last night and my box of tissues spidermanned to my hand

by thorhateslily September 26, 2017

The SpiderMan

when you wake up the next morning after a one night stand and the girl is still in your bed so you go into a spider-man like pose with your feet towards her and push her off.

Jake: Yeah, this girl was still in my bed the next morning so I had to SpiderMan her out of my bed.
Drake: Oh man, you totally SpiderMan'd her.

The SpiderMan, when you push a girl out of your bed after a one night stand

by urbanboy12515 August 27, 2018

spiderman and batman duo

THIS IS A W DUO

spiderman and batman duo..? yeah they da best.

by yeahhhhhsirrrr December 16, 2023

Pull A Spiderman

When you're on top of your girl getting your strokes in, you do a pose that looks like Spider-Man crawling. Right when you're about to nut, you pull out, shout, "MY SPIDEY SENSES ARE TINGLING! GO, WEB, GO!", and sling that nut in her face.

(Bonus points if you actually wear a Spider-Man mask the whole time.)

Johnny wanted Katie to always remember him. So he decided to "pull a Spiderman" on her the first time they made love.

by A Little Puerto Rican Boy May 16, 2020

Spiderman

The drug delear of the city that act dumb but he is the most dangerous.

Bro don't try him out, he is Spiderman.

by Playdumb July 16, 2022

Spiderman

The perverse but highly humorous act of engaging in doggy style sex with whomever, ejaculating into your palm of your hand discreetly then saying "hey Babe turn around" and then flicking your semen into their unsuspecting face, whilst shouting out loud "Spiderman!" (or even funnier - "Go Web Go!").

Guy 1 - "Hey man how's things going with Lisa?"

Guy 2 - "Not good, I gave her the SPIDERMAN last night and she kicked me out."

Guy 1 - "Haha! Even after that rusty trombone too??"

by Llewelyn Dowd June 5, 2024