I, robot

An ‘I, robot’ is when you jizz on someone’s face and let it dry, leaving with the recipient resembling the robot from the classic Will Smith film ‘I, robot’.

P1: Damn bro, is it true you got an ‘I, Robot’ last night? That’s crazy how did it feel?

P2: Yeah bro can’t lie it was pretty sweet!

by hainlad October 12, 2020

Robot Talk

1. The sound made by people typing a text message with their keypad tones on.

*beep *beepbeep *beep *beepbeepbeep

Please turn off your keypad tones, the robot talk is annoying.

by Cubis_Max January 29, 2010

robot emoji

when someone just keeps repeating the same things and talking the same way. it's almost as if they are a robot specifically programmed to repeat themselves.

"Cheeto lookin ahh boi. Bro looks like a banana. blud has to be from ohio. No rizz No rizz!💀" 🤖🤖🤖🤖 robot emoji

by hoodspeakhater June 29, 2023

Robot spongebob

The last boss in battle for bikini bottom where you have to beat him by jumping on floating Saucers and move to the left while jumping so that he won’t hit you. You have to destroy the buttons on his face in order to beat him. Robot spongebob is also engaged to robot plankton and they both have a gay robot relationship.

Robot spongebob is scary, too bad they never implanted the buff bob steel pants part in the game. Instead it was cut out....

by Hitler the great July 9, 2020

The Human Robot

A myspace whore, or person who has a lot of friends on myspace and parties with all of them. Enjoys crazy activities, and is mischievous. Typically referred to females, and not males. "the human robot" originated in 2008 as a name based on a girl on myspace who was a party person who loved having fun. her name was constantly changed between different periods of time for example "the human vibrator" and "the human tampon" but the name that stuck was "The Human Robot".

"that girl who just added me is such a party girl that her name should be the human robot."

by Yadirayuckytm March 7, 2010

Robots Out

This is a technical term that describes that process of adding a web page or folder to the disallow rules in a robots.txt file of a website. Its common usage is when communicating with people of a technical nature (like a web developer) who can perform the robots.txt update on the web server.

Dear {developer} please robots out /hidden_page.php

by too_tricky August 16, 2010

robot thot

CGI/robotic/fake/virtual Instagram models like Lil Miquela and Bermuda

“Omg I love Lil Miquela!”
“Eh, I think those robot thots are creepy & set unrealistic expectations for women’s bodies.”

by exmachina2000 November 18, 2019