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joe

used as a undodgeable joke
your friend: have you herd joe has ligma

you; this is a trap "uh whos joe

your friend; joe momma

you *dies*
by a retarded dumb fuck October 7, 2019
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Joe

Joe Mama lmao gottem.

*Is used for murdering noobs like people who search up Joe on Urban Dictionary *
Shawn: Why are kids like this? I wish they were more like Joe
Alex: Who’s Joe
Shawn: Joe mama lol!
Alex *Brain cells dying* Oh FUCK WHAT HAVE I DONE
Shawn: As you can see you fell right into my trap
Alex: *Dies of gayness*
by GaySensei October 19, 2019
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Joe

You finish the joe, you make some mo'
by Coffeejoe April 28, 2018
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Joe

Joe is a very reliable person that never ever will let u down. Joe cares for everyone that he meets. He is a very competitive person and he likes to play sports his most favorite sports are football and table tennis that are his hobbies that he plays at home he is very smart and he is very good in school and is a teachers pet he also focuses on girls every girl he meets he is very polite and caring and he is the best boy u will ever meet if u are feeling down and ur with joe speak to him and talk to him about what’s going on and give him a cuddle he always makes things better
Joe is very polite and caring
by Lilly JC novble January 5, 2020
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Joe

A pretty, amazing man who you should talk to. All Joe's are hot and they would be an amazing boyfriend.
"Do you think he is hot?"
"Not as hot as Joe."
by 4doorsmorewh0res November 23, 2021
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Joe

Katie: bro joe did AWESOME at the football game last night.

Ryan: whos joe?

Katie: .... JOE MAMA

Ryan: *proceeds to cry*
by claireishot October 9, 2019
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Joe

Joe is short and stubborn and can be annoying but he is always happy to joke around and make new friends. He can be somewhat romantic and can be a rule breaker but he always puts his friends before love. He likes to play handball, whistle, and sing. He can be very judgmental and a critic but can be really sweet. He might annoy some teachers because he either hates them or hates the subject. But he is a reasonably good student who is always very supportive. If you betray him, it wouldn't be the best idea.. It's not good to get on his bad side. He can be soft and can get mad easily but he can be very understanding and can forgive you.. well at least to some people.
Guy 1: Hahahaha you're still short
Joe: Hahahaha nahh James is shorter than me lol
Guy 2: Yeah the Joe!
Guy 3: Yes Jojoeletsgo!
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