Calvin

a warm body

I had a nice nap on a Calvin today.
thank you.

by awestar27 April 03, 2019

Calvin

Crusty turd booster(aka: crusty turd edger).

What the hell are doin over there Calvin.

by WynnBros February 01, 2025

Calvin

We don’t talk about “it”

Son: Dad there’s Calvin with a Jim Crow shirt on
Me: go gargle your fucking mouth with holy water

by Ruly January 12, 2019

Calvin

A Calvin Is A Young Black Man With A BBC and the best E SEX EVER. He also likes the word Bandit.

Calvin has the best e-sex. Calvin pulls all the e-bitches.

by urbancalvin June 27, 2022

calvin

calvin is the best boyfriend ever. he is so handsome and perfect, with that blonde hair of his. thank you god, for letting me have him as a boyfriend.

calvin is the best boyfriend in the world.

by isabella? October 18, 2024

Calvin

I truly love him. He's just amazing and sweet but sometimes shy. If you talked to him, he would answer so fast. He's truly a wonderful, lovable, and caring person. Ugh I wish he was mine but sadly no. If your reading this Cal, I love you so much and hope we can be more than friends. ily Cal... <3

Person: "Who's Calvin?!?!?"
Me: "Oh my he is very sweet and it's someone I love."

by unknownlover_ss September 30, 2021

Calvin

Nerd

"calvin is a nerdneck."

by NerdNeck_2001 September 25, 2020