The turtle is peeking

When you have to take a crap so bad that it feels like it has already started to "peek" out your ass similar to a turtles head when it comes out of its shell.

The turtle is peeking. If I don't get to a bathroom right now, I'm going to shit my pants.

by RandomThoughtGenerator February 8, 2010

turtle cupping

The act of taking a shot from the cupped end of an uncircumcised penis, using the extra foreskin to create a shot glass.

I'm going to try turtle cupping some freaky bitch in the woods.
-Adam

by Master of the pooniverse November 16, 2010

Muddy Turtle

When ones male genitalia is coated in a thick creamy poop.

Ewww! Look at that muddy turtle!

by Chowberski December 15, 2019

scared turtle

When your penius shrinks back up towards the body due to the cold enviroment.

Ohhhh damn I got a scared turtle when that fat bitch Nicole tried to pick me up.

by Ohhhh Donny August 22, 2007

turtled em

When a skier or snowboarder is hiking the boot pack or traversing a ski slope while wearing a backpack and the person behind them pushes the off into the deep snow.

I Turtled em into the powder and the poor bastard was left there floundering with his arms and legs flailing like a turtle on his back.

Jason pushed that dude off the boot pack and turtled em into 3' feet of fresh pow.

by Jib Slice May 13, 2010

Turtling

To crawl up in a ball or fetal position when too fucked up from alcohol or drugs.

Last night I got so fucked up I started turtling and went right to sleep.

by Andles September 6, 2013

Turtle Job

When a person curls their lips over their teeth while performing a blow job. This results in less irritation to the penis from teeth chafing but causes the performer to resemble a turtle.

Fred: Man, my dick is so raw from my girlfriends terrible blow job last night.
Jack: Dude! Just have her give you a turtle job next time.

by Sogrox May 2, 2014