forklift olympics

A large racing event which occurs when the night crew supervisor at Home Depot is not there, and the manager who substitutes for him just sits in the office and doesn't supervise anything...

Boss just broke his hip. He's going to be out for a week for surgery. I guess we're having the forklift olympics early this year!

by The Poopy Fart Demon September 21, 2017

Fuckover Olympics

When you find your life has been destroyed piece by piece by political hate crime.

After I filed a human rights complaint at work, the political class put me in the Fuckover Olympics and I lost my job, home, health and happiness.

by On parole November 4, 2017

olympic jerk

The act of sprinting before an orgasm to see how far you can run.

I broke my Olympic Jerk record of 10 feet!

by Ghrim Vortex November 28, 2016

Snusbilly olympics

The snusbilly olympics are games consisting of a judge and multiple contestants and the contestants will take a large amount of snus (usually more than 450mg of nicotine) and the judge sees who threw up last making that contestant the winner of the snusbilly olympics.

I am a champion of the 2024 snusbilly olympics.

by YVLdoja December 10, 2024

Olympics

That overated annual event where participants go to another country and compete

Person 1: Are you in the olympics?

Person 2: No

Person 1: Are you happy?

Person 2: ...yes

by Conn-06 May 15, 2019

The Olympic Noose

Five individuals hanging themselves simultaneously resembling the Olympic rings

Come to the party man, we're one short for the Olympic Noose

by Far din November 12, 2022

Mental Olympics

A bedtime, gladiator level competition between two sides of the brain: One side that wants to sleep and the other that is high as a motherfucker.

John: Dude, could you sleep after eating that 50mg cookie last night?
Drew: No way man. I was in the Mental Olympics for like two hours.

by Webster 2021 April 15, 2021