Kirby

Kirby (Noun): the act of not showing up for any reason when invited to an event at someone else's house.

Mark pulled a Kirby when Rich invited him over last year. He then pulled another Kirby this year when Ed invited him over.

by Sepher One April 28, 2024

kirby prank

When you set up a home vacuum demo at someone else's address. They get a knock on the door and a persistent vacuum salesman cleans and shampoos their carpet. This demo usually takes several hours resulting in a pounding headache and angry neighbors. Bonus points if they cave and buy the vacuum!

My friend was telling me that his favorite hockey team was playing tonight. So I Kirby prank'd him. He missed the game and financed a vacuum. Sucker.

by MangoBomber August 4, 2016

Kirby

Kirby???its like a name for a pink guy who's known for being adorable.
But the name Kirby pertains to a guy that looks cute but loner. Has the worst love life ever. Try'na look good but his awkward to people. He has almost every enemy in the school. He's smart but can't handle too much mathematics. People named KIRBY always have allergy to something. Helps every classmate even though they're mean to you. He's handsome because every Kirby in the world has tall nose even his friends envies it. He has always a cousin to always rely on.

Guy: look is that Kirby?
Girl: yup thats Kirby,ughh everyone hates him.
Guy: why? he gave you answers on the Calculus test right??
Girl: thats why I hate him, his pretentious to others but he's cute and handsome.
Guy: yeah right, I kinda like his nose though.

by Imnotgonnagiveyouup November 23, 2021

Kirby

Kirby; a boyman,guy,etc.. who is a bit less human than you, possibly. He mAY or mAY nOT be a bit obsessed with anime...He can act emo at times. If you have him, take him, and run. Do not forget to water, your kirby. buy a large cage just in case. If you ever end up dating a kirby, make sure he actually loves u back cuz...you never know. If you're lucky enough, you can see his angelic face in the sun(not). There is a devil hidden inside somewhere and doesn't really give a fuck about anything. The existence of a kirby is nearly very rare. Take care of your kirby.

wats ur name?

kirby.

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ok

ok.

by erikapowpow March 14, 2019

Kirby

Kirby is the best boyfriend you could ever ask for. and even before that he was the best friend you could ever ask for since we were born. You could never even imagine the love you could receive from one person. he is the world and more. He’s the funniest person you’ve ever meet. he has the kindest heart and purest soul. he’s everyone you could ever want into one person. i love him more than anything and that’s only one person. anyone who has ever been in contact with him has been blessed with his kind words and actions. also he’s very incredibly attractive (had to squeeze that in there). he’s the best boyfriend, friend, son, grandson, person you have ever met and i would never trade him for the world. He has an effortless way of making you feel comfortable and safe and laugh when you need to and always be a shoulder to cry on. my best friend in the whole world since day 1. i love him forever and always.

who’s kirby?

just the best person ever

by Babygirl36512 January 18, 2025

Kirby picture

If you receive a picture a Kirby from a female. This means she probably thinks you are attractive.

Drew: I have nice hands
Angela: *kirby picture

by Redcockrock248 July 8, 2021

Kirby C

A small pink child who has a severe case of false hope. He also has a small penis (ask me how I know that). He is really into men and smashes a cardboard cutout of Danny DeVito. The cutout has so much cum on it that the cut out has a huge white stains in the ass region .

Fucking hell you're being such a Kirby C

by Nc Balsistic April 20, 2018