donkey boner

In the letter, Eric Cartman sends to Chriss Hanson he uses the word donkey boner. He uses the word in the episode Le petit Tourette of the southpark series

The letter Eric sends to Chriss:

Dear Mr. Hansen
I have Tourettes and I want the world to understand what its like. wont you do a special resport on ME. So that the world can learn to ACCEPT us instead of laughing at us. Donkey boner!

Eric Cartman

by donkey boner October 12, 2007

Donkey Pants

A very horny guy (usually very drunk) who is thinking with his penis instead of his head.

So tell me again Donkey Pants, you want to give this stripper your car and credit card so she and her friend can go get us some booze?

by cliffjw September 01, 2006

Donkey Slap

to slap one in the face with a male's genitalia

"Yo. You know that ho madison, totally pulled my cock out of her mouth and donkey slapped her bitch ass, she got a scrotom outline on her left cheek."

by Zachthebamf April 01, 2009

Whacking the Donkey

Apparently what the guy from "Overboard" did when Goldie Hawn was gone from him thinking she was someone else's mother and wife. Yeah, we don't get it either.

As Goldie Hawn tries to leave her mean husband--

Mean husband: I'm desired by many women! Do you know what I've been doing while you were gone? Whacking the donkey with painted ladies!

by painteddonkeywhackerladie August 25, 2009

honky-donkey

To agree with someone. To accept what their saying.

person1 "I'm off down the boozer at 6, you coming?" person2 "Honky-donkey, see you then!"

by Eazy November 03, 2005

donkey show

as stated above, refers to a woman getting fucked by a donkey, often performed for the pleasure of refined gentleman.

one variation (specifically found in tijuana) is a competition in which different whores fuck the donkey. the depth to which they are penetrated is marked by tying a red ribbon (a la tony orlando and dawn) 'round the donkey's cock. the girl who takes it the deepest wins (i guess?).

person: what's that gold medal for?

whore: i won first prize at the tijuana donkey show.

by the fishy May 01, 2005

taco donkey

1. Donkey pulling a taco cart.
2. A hard taco shell with a big hotdog in it.

3. A funny name to call People, Places, and Things.
4. Weiner Longer

Chris and I were hanging out yesterday at the fair when to my surprise there was a Taco Donkey there!

I went to Las Vegas and all i got was this Taco Donkey...

Look he is such a Taco Donkey!

Obviously he has employed one of his associates to call here and tell me Taco Donkey...

by Weiner Longerers July 28, 2010