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Couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall

Australian descriptive metaphor.

The person in question is of such incompetence or stupidity they indeed couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall. Commonly used to refer to a dim workmate or acquaintance.

The choko (also known as a cheyote or chouchou, among others) being an extremely hardy vine fruit that, left to its own devices, will grow up virtually any surface.
The paperwork's wrong again! Honestly, that moron couldn't train a choko vine to grow up a dunny wall!
by TrajeAUS_ January 16, 2011
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1 Hour of silence occasionally broken by vine boom sound effect

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vines

The clothing that’s draped over a pimp, player, or wavy outstanding individual.

or puts on his women…
Example- babygirl go grab some new vines from the store and put em on for the show tonight
by FLIPANOMICS June 3, 2022
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vine dangler

Gay, homosexual. A male who who holds other males vines (dicks)
by SosaWiltChamberlain September 22, 2015
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Vinee

Girl who jumps from one person to another for pleasures...
An absolute bitch.
She's a vinee,boys must be away from her.
by Honeynani July 18, 2021
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