Beach Tennis USA

Newly introduced sport involving paddle's, a net, and reduced pressurized tennis balls. The sport is a mixture of, tennis, volleyball, and badminton. Beach Tennis USA was brought to America by Marc Altheim in 2005. Beach tennis is able to be played on sand, grass, pavement, and even snow, so you can virtually play anywhere!

Guy 1: "Yo man, you wanna go play some tennis?"
Guy 2: "Nah bro, wouldn't you rather go to the beach?"
Guy 1: " How 'bout we go to the beach and play some Beach Tennis USA?"

by L-STEMP May 24, 2011

tennis shoe chaser

A type of groupie solely after professional atheletes or rap stars.

If a guy is in an up-scale club but has on tennis shoes; tennis shoe chasers flock to him. He must be bankin'.

by bangieb May 24, 2006

ruby tennis bracelet

fisting a girl while on her period

Brady can't wait to give Angela a ruby tennis bracelet this month.

by Albomary August 22, 2011

Tennis ball dick

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When a man is wearing tight pants and his dick/ balls resembles a tennis ball shape

His pants were so tight his dick was looking like a tennis ball dick.

by Squad2.0 June 10, 2018

Urinal Tennis

Urinal Tennis: A game played by 2 or more men at a Urinal, that is played by batting a balled up piece of toilet paper across the urinal into the opponents urinal bowl with either a hand or penis. Urinal Tennis is played while pissing.

That last match of Urinal Tennis was so intense! I beat Mark 3-2, and only pissed on my hand once!

by Lolacazam September 21, 2011

Tennis Balls

Small balls if you're talking to a man
Small tits if your'e talking to a woman

That man acts so hard in front of girls though he's probably got tennis balls
That woman flirts so hard but gets nowhere due to her tennis balls

by notdirtyminded October 13, 2019

Chocolate Egg Tennis

When one guy pops another guy's turd in his mouth, then the other guy does the same with one from the first guy, and they do a spit and catch juggling thing until one of them misses it and has to wear a used condom round his neck for the rest of the week. Very popular in Iowa.

"Dude, I was playing Chocolate Egg Tennis last night with Steve, and my fucking mom rang! My boss did not like seeing me turn up at work this morning with a dirty bag of jizz dangling off my St Christopher. I think I'm gonna get fired."

by Bogbaby June 18, 2009