Suburban Chia Pet

Putting a flaccid penis into one’s mouth and waiting for it to grow.

John partied too hard and couldn’t get hard right away so Melissa used the Suburban Chia Pet method.

by Misty Gallows May 22, 2025

Suburban

A mysterious figure that is always hiding and can never be found. Think waldo.

Man, stop fooling around. We need to find suburban!

by Chord271 April 20, 2024

The Suburban Steady

...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.

Damn Y'all Sally be doin, 'The Suburban Steady".

She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.

by lil homey and the Cheata May 18, 2024

The Suburban Steady

...a metaphorical dance when someone has eaten an edible and the high is long and steady.

Damn Y'all Sally be doin, "The Suburban Steady".

She ate those gummies 4 hours ago and she still be movin all funny like. She high as a kite.

by lil homey and the Cheata May 18, 2024

suburban speedbump

when a high schooler is given a klonopin that was not prescribed to them

"I gave out all my klonopin to the kids on the party bus on the way to prom. It was literally a suburban speedbump."

by kjc-ftw June 17, 2022

suburban ghetto

someone who acts very ghetto but was born in the suburbs. they're the most annoying people ever

"Xavier is acting suburban ghetto"

by wenismaster March 1, 2022