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Student Wankers

Those dirty posh uni cunts with a penchant for tweed & indie. The Student Wanker is not complete with out one or more piece of Ché Guvara merchandise & in in-depth knowlege of Neighbours. The Greater Spotted Student Wanker will consider themself witty & "out-there" due to their annoying "random" conversations & "wacky" geek chic. General pains in the backside.
See those student wankers in the student bar,
complaining to each other other that their grants don't go far.
With their silly student ties and their silly student scarves,
drinking draught real ale not in pints but halves.

Student Wankers, a fine song by Peter & The Test Tube Babies.
by Vambo September 20, 2006
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RGS Students

Thought to be quite bright and sane, these students are actually quite chaotic. When faced with the danger of PPAs, the RGS student will or may exhibit the following behaviour: praying to the Athena statue, giving offerings to it etc., madly staying in the library for hours on end in the hope that they'll be able to absorb more knowledge to score well, 'manifesting' using 'holy leaves/offerings' from Athena and/or status posts and/or pieces of paper and/or other related images.
RGS students are very high.
by a_piece_of_fruit March 4, 2022
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German Exchange Student

Probably either the coolest or weirdest person you will ever meet.

German exchange students usually love to party, drink beer, and have a good time.

They probably have blond hair, blue eyes, and chubby faces from all the alcohol they consume.

They also will probably believe that their country is better than yours and will defend it to the very end:
German Exchange Student: Schools are so easy in America.

American kid: Why?

German Exchange Student: {launches into an essay about the three different types of school, the classes, teachers, diploma-like think you have to get to graduate, lack of extra credit, and lack of A's or A+'s in Germany. Basically ripping apart the American kid's school system, while claiming that the German school system is better}

American kid: I'm going to become an exchange student in Germany.

German Exchange Student: Good for you.
by friendofagerman December 15, 2012
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Stud

basically a badass... this person is really cool. Everyone looks up to them and wants to get with them. This person an be a male or a female gay or straight. studs do not discriminate. STUDS DOMINATE
Bennett W. is such a stud
by Cathy Griffin January 11, 2015
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Students for Academic Freedom.
A Far-Right Wing organization that's goal is to disrupt Academic Neutrality.
This organization using a combination of of half truths and lies demonize College Professors who's research doesn't fit with the organizations point of view.
Their funding comes solely from Conservatives Organizations that wish to Influence young adults minds.

See Supply Side Academic Freedom Anti-Academic Freedom
McCarthysim
Students For Academic Freedom have come to the aid of Conservative Students that have committed acts of bigotry, harassment and somtimes even racism.
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student sandwich

The desperate act of a hungry student, the student sandwich consists of any and all leftovers that can be scavenged from an otherwise empty fridge jammed between whatever can pass as bread.
Student1: What you eatin?
Student2: Salmon, chicken and leftover mince with jalapenos, cheese and beetroot sandwich. And some chestnuts and sauce from the chinese two nights ago.
Student1: ...Student sandwich?
Student2: I want my mommy :(
by Zanzibar Bildenstrong November 28, 2006
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steds

Similar to "Sted" (steroid head), however isn't an insult which "sted" is mainly used as, more so an abbreviation of the word "steroids".
"Vinny's on the steds these days" (Vinny's on steroids these days)
by Sustanon May 25, 2007
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