Stealth bummer

A man who has successfully concealed his sexuality to take advantage of his heterosexual friends.

Bert - "The pub went queer under the new owner, our lawyer friend. No more real beer, no more blazing fire. Now it's strictly for "style conscious gentlemen" only.

Bill - "Yeah we're done for now - nowhere left to go in the village. Sad. And we thought Mike was one of us. He was just casing the joint. Look at it now - all mirrors and pictures of fucking male pop stars and stuff and shitty music."

Bert - "Makes you sick. Our last real watering hole taken out by a stealth bummer!"

by bromp December 18, 2007

stealth bleed

To drain a person or animal of blood, without the victim noticing before it's too late.

When her family was reluctant to help out, Elisabeth had to resort to stealth bleeding strangers to acquire the blood needed for her school project.

by Goatess February 23, 2011

stealth snort

When somebody snorts cocaine through the napkins at a restaurant or any other public area to avoid judgement from fellow human beings.

Angelo:*sniff* *sniff*

Nathaniel: You've been blowing your nose all night man, you all right?

Angelo:YEA MAN!

Nathaniel:Ok...just stop yelling please.

Angelo: SRY! (ahhh he didn't notice my stealth snort....well done.)

by DangoBang November 24, 2011

Stealth parttiming

When a full-time employee secretly works less than 40 hours a week and collects full-time pay and benefits.

Stealth parttiming involves mainly sitting where the boss doesn't get a good view of when you come in and leave. If you can get a cubicle in a shadowy corner you can begin coming in late, taking long lunches, and leaving early. Just hope that the company doesn't decide to install a time clock.

by North Central Johnny March 25, 2009

stinky stealthing

When you gettin intimate wit yo lady and she sneaks it into her booty instead of the coochie.

My lady keeps stinky stealthing me when we get down lately.

by Dr Bobber December 23, 2021

sheer stealth

To nuke a database, usually referring to forums

OMG! You pulled a sheer stealth and killed my MYSQL!

by mr.widdim June 11, 2006

stealth wingman

A pre-agreed upon tactic used when a hot girl passes by or is nearby. The stealth wingman pretends to be blind after his friend mentions the girl's hotness, and asks said friend to describe the girl for him. This is done in hopes of arousing the girl's attention and ultimately picking her up.

Adolf: Whoa did you see that girl!?
Andrew: I'm afraid I didn't, I'm visually impaired! Can you describe her for me?
Adolf: Well, she has beautiful eyes and long brown hair. She is the prettiest sight you've ever seen.
*girl hears it and walks over*

--- Later ---
Adolf: Hey Andrew, thanks for that stealth wingman you pulled the other day!
Andrew: No problem my man! *resumes reading braille copy of The Hobbit*

by Aerlamnias August 12, 2011