squeeler

A man who has renounced all of his man points and respect in consequence to his utter obsession with a girl. The term can also be applied as a verb; to squeel, squeelering. A squeeler is the epitomy of a pussy-whipped pansy and the transition from man to squeeler is often devastating for any former friends of said squeeler.

A: 'Mate, you wanna go for a drink and start some fights?'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'

by jankooo December 13, 2010

bat squeeze

"Bat squeeze" is a term coined by Mike Malloy, a progressive talk show host from Atlanta. He says that because he can't say bulls**t on the air.

Could it be...bat squeeze?

by Roy Dest May 17, 2009

squeege

Urination; to go pee.

Man, I gotta take a squeege.

by Kev from NY October 14, 2005

Squeeze Buddies

Someone you can hug and cuddle with, with no more expectations. Also, Squeeze Buddies are allowed access to the breasts. Similar to the Teddy Person.

Brad and I are Squeeze Buddies. We cuddle often.

by Slipp3ryWingedSheep October 16, 2009

Squeegee Express

When you cum on a girl's face and then stretch your nutsack to "squeegee" the cum off.

Guy: Here it comes!

Girl: Damn it it's everywhere!

Guy: One sec, I'll do a squeegee express!

by BBBarrett May 28, 2010

Gentle squeeze

A squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, to subtly indicate to the person who has inserted his hand into the packet, to leave your crisps alone. Only works if crisps packet belongs to you. Proceeded by the "Strong squeeze" if the Gentle squeeze fails to get the message across.

Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hands into Bha's crisps packet*

Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*

Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*

by bha gilani September 29, 2009

Freshly squeezed

Referring to a small new born child straight from the mothers womb.

Did you see that women's baby, kid was freshly squeezed!

by Paddylebee October 21, 2014