A man who has renounced all of his man points and respect in consequence to his utter obsession with a girl. The term can also be applied as a verb; to squeel, squeelering. A squeeler is the epitomy of a pussy-whipped pansy and the transition from man to squeeler is often devastating for any former friends of said squeeler.
A: 'Mate, you wanna go for a drink and start some fights?'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'
B: 'No, I'm waiting for a phonecall from Rachel.'
A: 'Squeeler.'
by jankooo December 13, 2010
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Someone you can hug and cuddle with, with no more expectations. Also, Squeeze Buddies are allowed access to the breasts. Similar to the Teddy Person.
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Get the Squeegee Express mug.A squeeze applied to the exterior of a crisps packet, to subtly indicate to the person who has inserted his hand into the packet, to leave your crisps alone. Only works if crisps packet belongs to you. Proceeded by the "Strong squeeze" if the Gentle squeeze fails to get the message across.
Bing: (While making smalltalk) *Inserts hands into Bha's crisps packet*
Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*
Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*
Bha: (While continuing listening/responding to smalltalk) *Performs gentle squeeze*
Bing: *Withdraws hand without crisps in tow*
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