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Spooky scary skeletons 

When spooky scary skeletons go to your house and fuck you spookily with their scary boners and rip off your flesh to make you a skeleton
Guy: sleeping

Spooky scary skeletons appear
Guy: *scared noises*
Skeletons: * spooky noises*
Guy: *gets analed by bones*
Guy: aaaaah i just got raped by the spooky scary skeletons
Guys flesh is ripped off
Skeletons: *chanting* one of us, one of us

Spooky Pumpkin 

When an idiot decides it's a good idea to save time by pooping and nutting at once. The resulting product is a fertilized pile of waste. Spooky Pumpkin.
Alex got beat up by his white supremacist roommate, when he noticed the Spooky Pumpkin that was left in the toilet.
Spooky Pumpkin by Dawnstopper September 13, 2019

Spooky Kiss Day 

On October 31, scare your crush or partner and kiss them
“Bro who are you gonna scare on Halloween?”

I don’t know, Trant?”

“You’re gonna scare Trant on Spooky Kiss Day?”
Spooky Kiss Day by BearlyBeaver2 October 16, 2019

spooky sperm 

A group of pumpkin seeds spread out on a tray. Typically during the Halloween season.
Hey Kate, tonight’s Halloween Special is Spooky Sperm! OMG I love pumpkin seeds!
spooky sperm by KennethG November 6, 2020

spooky scary skeleton 

a phrase one uses to describe the feeling of fear
eww that weird kid is texting me on snapchat, that is spooky scary skeleton.
spooky scary skeleton by zestie August 27, 2018

spooky gang

all the '20 drug dealers formed a gang and here it is...
spooky gang by QueekysRevenge October 27, 2017