shlumber

Sleep.

Reason to use: It's slumber but with an h so it's better.

Bye guys, I'm gonna go shlumber now.

by r7ckys July 16, 2023

Slumcut

Referring to a “cumslut” who is big, male and Hispanic

My homie Bulian is such a slumcut,

by Unkypunch October 20, 2023

Team Slum

A group of BA's united to get the girl they know they cant get but they try and try anyway

Bro look at team slum stalkin the ish out of Nicole

by swagswagdaddycakes May 24, 2012

Virgin Slumber

A sad kind of slumber when a non virgin goes to bed but wakes up alone feeling like a virgin.

Hey Beth, how was your virgin slumber last night?

by dongard November 17, 2019

Plumped Shlump

To be in a state and or feeling of
"being empty inside, and void, yet also feeling full an immobile. But most of all, comfortable, and cozy."

Calvin: Aye, Buddy! I'm feeling really "Plumped Shlump" right now.

Carl: I'm Plumped... and I'm {Shlumped}.

Jennifer: I'm Plump Shlumpin' right now.

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

Plump Shlumpin

To be in a state of Plumped Shlump

Carlos: I'm straight Plump Shlumpin right now.

Kaitlin: I just binged an entire season of The Office on Netflix, I'm super Plump Shlumpin right now.

Kayden: Look at that guy, he's straight Plump Shlumpin

by VirginLoser69 June 23, 2020

dutch slumber

A very long sleep, induced by imbibing Dutch liquor, which has been known to last for months, years or even decades. It often follows encounters with bands of mysterious Dutchmen in the Castkill Mountains of southern New York state.

Modern scholars agree that, historically, Dutch slumber has mostly been used for innocent purposes - e.g., as a prerequisite to the Dutch Rudder maneuver or general tickle mischief - and is not intended to cause harm to the slumberer.

Upon waking from his dutch slumber, Rip Wan Winkle found that he had missed the American Revolution.

I thought Lars was offering me his liquor as a toast to our friendship, until I noticed the immediate drowsiness; I woke up 6 weeks later from a dutch slumber, surrounded by empty bottles and feather ticklers.

by spagett November 1, 2021