Sneaky Glove

When someone (especially an unsuspecting friend) asks to borrow a pair of gloves you cum inside the gloves before handing them over and watch and wait for their disgust. This works particularly well at ice skating.

Did he just ask you for spare gloves?
Yeah, I'm gonna sneaky glove him!
Dude, that is gonna be joke.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017

Sneaky Chonk

Dating app girls who don't post full body pics, and the face could debatably be any body type

Dude 1: " Did you go on a date with that Stacy chick?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man- she ended up being a sneaky chonk."

by LampSmith69 July 10, 2019

Sneaky Hitchhiker

After the act of bare back anal sex with an uncircumcised penis and finding shit under your foreskin.

I fucked Terri in the arse last night raw and when I went to clear my dick I found a sneaky hitchhiker.

by •BIGGIE• December 29, 2020

sneaky native

Whilst performing sexual intercourse as a male with a female in the "doggy position" vaginally, you then hastily remove your phallus and reinsert it into the females anus with a copious amount of force undoubtedly inducing a vast amount of pain causing the female to scream at this crucial point the male then covers and uncovers the females mouth multiple times with his hands to create the sound of an ancient native call.

why is that female limping?

because she was a part of a "sneaky native"

by sneakynative September 11, 2014

sneaky dippin

the act of having one's hands down a sexual partner's pants while making out.

Joe: "Yo beez... I was hella faded last night bra"
Presten: "DAMN! You were sneaky dippin with hella ho's foo."

by Francine Cockerpoodle December 24, 2007

Sneaky Parrot

Sneaking up behind a seated person and placing one's penis on their shoulder. The parroter should not giggle during the approach as it will counteract the sneakiness.

I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a penis, and I was the victim of a Sneaky Parrot.

by MeryBely July 15, 2011

Sneaky Gorilla

A term coined by a local Minnesota Musician. To monkey punch someone then as they are blacked out, drop their pants and jam a banana up their ass after screaming a statement with "Sneaky Gorilla" in it.

The last thing that groupie remembers it "BLAAAAAM SNEAKY GORILLA BITCH!!!" Before waking up with a banana crammed in her asshole.

by TalkSic Terror October 5, 2009