Sneaky Glove

When someone (especially an unsuspecting friend) asks to borrow a pair of gloves you cum inside the gloves before handing them over and watch and wait for their disgust. This works particularly well at ice skating.

Did he just ask you for spare gloves?
Yeah, I'm gonna sneaky glove him!
Dude, that is gonna be joke.

by SlinkyWinky November 10, 2017

sneaky native

Whilst performing sexual intercourse as a male with a female in the "doggy position" vaginally, you then hastily remove your phallus and reinsert it into the females anus with a copious amount of force undoubtedly inducing a vast amount of pain causing the female to scream at this crucial point the male then covers and uncovers the females mouth multiple times with his hands to create the sound of an ancient native call.

why is that female limping?

because she was a part of a "sneaky native"

by sneakynative September 11, 2014

Sneaky Chonk

Dating app girls who don't post full body pics, and the face could debatably be any body type

Dude 1: " Did you go on a date with that Stacy chick?"
Dude 2: "Yeah man- she ended up being a sneaky chonk."

by LampSmith69 July 10, 2019

Sneaky Gangster

Another term for silent rapist.

You don't say you've been raped. you say you've been sneaky gangstered.

by Kissman223 December 28, 2020

Sneaky Weins

If the chick you're trying to holla at isn't down to fuck, you convince her to "take it slow" and then sneak your dick in once you get the panties off. Hence, sneaky weins.

Tommy is the king of sneaky weins - the bitches never see it coming!

by Shank-the-tank February 1, 2009

sneaky dippin

the act of having one's hands down a sexual partner's pants while making out.

Joe: "Yo beez... I was hella faded last night bra"
Presten: "DAMN! You were sneaky dippin with hella ho's foo."

by Francine Cockerpoodle December 24, 2007

Sneaky Parrot

Sneaking up behind a seated person and placing one's penis on their shoulder. The parroter should not giggle during the approach as it will counteract the sneakiness.

I felt a tap on my shoulder. It was a penis, and I was the victim of a Sneaky Parrot.

by MeryBely July 15, 2011