Silence her lamb

When you want to get some from the old ladie and she says she is going to have a shower. So you wait outside the bathroom while she is showering so she can't hear Jerking off and when she opens the door she gets a load.

The old ladie was being a bitch the other day so I had to silence her lamb

by Tizang March 26, 2021

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Food silence

When food arrives at the table, and no one talks for several moments because they're eating

It got kind of awkward for Tom and Becky because of the prolonged food silence at Olive Garden.

by cardboard pineapple April 23, 2015

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The silencer

When you're fucking a deaf chick, take one hearing aid and shove it down her throat so you cant hear her wookie noises. Then you take off your dirty sock and shove it in her mouth. After fucking her, put her other hearing aid up her pussy and send her on her way, and as she walks, her cunt whistles with every step.

I once fucked a deaf chick, and she sounded like chewie from star wars. I wish now, I had given her the silencer.

I went soft immediately, did my belt up, and put it in reverse .

by Deedav August 05, 2021

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Silence Cheems

The Mighty Simp Slayer who slays anyone that simps

Mongey: hehe Mongey girl I will give you my entire life savings to be my girlfriend
Sleepy: HUH, I'm sorry Mongey I must silence you

Sleepy aka Silence slashes Mongey with his sword 100 times and gets silenced

Sleepy: It had to be done...

Silence Cheems runs and goes to a mountain staring at the sunset witch a tear rolling down his eye

by SleepyGamer01 May 21, 2021

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