Dirty-Shmallow

A dirty-shmallow is when you engage in anal sex and then wipe the fecies from your phallic on the other person's upper lip.

A dirty-shmallow: is the perfect ending to the night where he wipes the fecies or dirty-shmallow from his phallic on her upper lip.

by ooimmikeoo June 12, 2021

Pull a Shyamalan

To "Pull a Shyamalan" means to begin doing something and being fantastic at it on your first attempt, but to then become progressively worse at it with every attempt as you continue on doing it with no possible chance of redemption. Some people might even secretly hope you're gonna make it this next time but you never will. The origin of this phrase comes from Director Night Shyamalan's career as everyone seems to unanimously agree that the "6th Sense" was a masterpiece while everything else he did afterwards only got worse and worse over time.

(to pull a Shyamalan): Gaston Gaudio really pulled a Shyamalan with his tennis carreer. He started of winning Roland Garros and then crashed it spectaculary into the ground match after match. Total career meltdown.

by KaiserWordsmith November 3, 2017

The M.Knight Shyamalan

After an extended period of intercourse a partner could pull an M.Knight Shyamalan on their partner. Whereas right before they finish their partner they insert a broomstick up their parters anus.

I was at that party last night and I think a girl pulled “The M.Knight Shyamalan” on me, I’m so sore.

by Puggymonkeybaby May 19, 2022

Stop acting like a shemale

Saying used when you acknowledge that someone is a man, but a weak one.

My friend: That joke offended me!
Me: It's just a joke, stop acting like a shemale and grow a pair.

by CK-HVACR August 6, 2024